Tuesday, December 9, 2008

ode to snow



i stole my images from the world wide web....
so what?
here's the thing, i live in a "snow state"...
MOST people love that fluffy white stuff that falls out
of the sky from Oct. to long into May some years,
but GUESS what?
NOT ME!
i am officially a "snow odiator*" (a word i completely
made up by the way)
*diriative from the word "odious" meaning:
1.deserving or causing hatred; hateful; detestable.
2.offensive; repugnant; disgusting.
see, for me, there is nothing good about snow.
it is...
cold
wet
makes the roads slippery to drive upon
you have to shovel it
if you ask Josh what is "bad" about snow, he
will say EVERYTHING.
(i take full responsibility for influening him for the worst in this matter)
did i mention COLD?
AND WET?
i know, i know, i am now at the mercy of being on the
receiving end of some flying white stuff in the form of snowballs,
cast at me by those who love to ski, snowboard, and otherwise
frolic in the white frozen water....
go ahead, cast your first snowball.
see if i care.
i stand by my ODIATING of snow.
give me warm lazy spring days, full of sunshine and flowers.
OR give me a hazy autumn day, filled with gently falling leaves.
i will take EITHER over snow.
i think i need to move somewhere warm-ER.
san diego?
oh sure, it (meaning SNOW) is great on Christmas Day, it really sets the mood
for St. Nick and all that jazz, but anytime before OR after, ODIATOR I AM!
so you can stand with me or against me, it matters not...
i just had to share my ODE TO SNOW.

3 comments:

Kassie said...

You should definately consider moving... that is some serious hate!!

nielsons*love*family said...

well although my post is mostly meant to be silly, i really don't love the white stuff! LOL...
i could do San Diego all winter and be JUST FINE! :O)

stephanie h said...

I would love just a wee bit of snow here but not that much. Snow is a LOT of work!