grass in my underwear....

well, not mine. (the thought of that just makes me itch...all over my body!)

as i tucked Olivia into bed tonight, we were talking about school and she said to me...

"mom i REALLY have to tell you about something

that happened today at school!"

me, of course waiting anxiously, and with baited

breath. (well, more like it's late(r) at night and almost time to brush my teeth breath)

"well, there is this boy "N", and he picked a bunch of grass and THEN he stuck in down his

pants IN TO HIS UNDERWEAR and THEN he pulled it

back OUT OF HIS UNDERWEAR and he ATE THE GRASS! The grass that was IN HIS UNDERWEAR!"

so there you have it. first week of 1st grade

and that's the "report". eating grass out of underwear. next it will be boogers off the desks,or dirt off the playgroup, or woodchips from under the swings. all part of the rites of passage for elementary school aged boys, right?

to the boy eating grass out of his undies...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

and also probably not your best move to impress the girls, but hey! it made for a memorable

bedtime story.

and, it probably has some good fiber content in it as well. right? horses eat it, cows eat it,

they're still alive.

sweet dreams.